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Toddlers and Tiaras Ickiness

27 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This stupid bitch is suing several gossip sites, saying that THEY’RE sexualizing her daughter. Wait? What??! THEY are sexualizing her for reporting on what YOU, MOM made her do. The mother, in case you didn’t hear, brought her five yr old daughter to some nightclub in NYC and had her dance and sing to the song “I’m sexy and I know it”. She’s FIVE!!!!!!!!!!! This poor excuse for a mother is suing for $30 million. I’ll I gotta say is “Anyone have the number for Child Protective Services?”

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Leslie

Grandma Groovin’ to Party Rock

26 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Last month, someone posted a video of their 90-year-old grandmother wearing a red, velour jump suit, and dancing to “Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO.
She’s legally blind and hard of hearing, but she ROCKS IT . . . by 90-year-old standards anyway. According to the description, she’d never heard the song before. The video is now approaching 2 million views. It’s a little disturbing to watch, yet you can’t look away can you?

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Leslie

25 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Cheese producers are saying “WTF, Why us?!” The billboards say “Your Abs On Cheese” and show an unsightly belly. There’s a female version too - “Your thighs on cheese.” Cheese makers want to know, of all the evil food, why pick on cheese?   The Drs. Committe for Responsible Medicine say it’s because “cheese is the number one source of saturated fat in America.” Personally speaking from what I’ve witnessed with my own diet and that of friends, I think it’s bread that is most evil. Whatever the source of our fat, America is one obese nation and it’s costing us  BIG time. It’s hitting our wallets now more than ever… as in billions annually!  So, kudos for the billboards, but I think they should also say “Your abs on bread” or “Your abs on fast food”. Cheese has never made me fat per se, but I have seen my jeans get tighter with cereal believe it or not. So, don’t neccessarilly hate on the cheese. It’s ok in moderation.

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Leslie

Count Dracula, Diiirrrrrty

24 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

I think our brains play a trick on us with this one. It sounds like the Count is really saying the f bomb, but I believe it’s just the bleep that makes our brain THINK he is. I swear I hear the “ck” sound, but I also know the brain can play tricks on us. You listen and decide. Either way, it’s awesome.

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Bad Ass Violinist

23 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Some guys would’ve thrown a fit and stormed off stage (and, personally, I think they’d be justified in doing so) but this dude took things in different direction. Grace under pressure Baby. I hope he, at least, got a couple cutie’s phone numbers by the end of the night. This - in a geeky way - is pretty bad ass.  PS Shame on anyone that doesn’t turn off their phones in a theater.

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VW Super Bowl Ad (featuring dogs)

20 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

You know how sex sells right? I mean, that’s a no brainer. I’ve always thought, however, that dogs sell better. You show me a product and put a damn puppy next to it, I’m buyin’!! It can be toilet paper, a car, shampoo…hell, even power tools! Yes, I would get suckered into buying some fancy shmancy tool (I had no clue how to use) just because of some dog.  The people of VW know this about people. Hence this brilliant ad…..

PS How awesome is Chewbacca AND the guy at the very end who walks across the set!!!!!!!!!

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Leslie

Google Earth Cruise Ship

19 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

The captain of the ship said - ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???? -  “I tripped and FELL INTO the life boat.” Oh that’s priceless. Did his first and second mate ALSO fall into this lifeboat (because they were in the lifeboat too)? Here’s a photo that looks like a five year old photoshopped it. It’s the real deal. Check out the image of the ship from google earth.

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Kid Beat Up By Many

18 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Two cowards are in the new today: 1) The Captain of the Italian cruis ship for abandoning ship and 2) These kids in this video are beyond cowardly as well. Any time a GROUP of guys beat up one, it makes me sick. How tough are you if you take all your bros with you to fight? Props to this kid for hanging in there. I only hope every single one of these frustrated (because they haven’t been laid yet) kids gets his day in court. THEN, I hope each and every one of them becomes some “Lifers” receptacle.

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Lionel Richie’s “Hello”

17 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Can you imagine the time it took to do this??! It makes me wonder if this individual is gainfully employed? I mean who’s got this kind of time!? If you’ve ever heard Lionel Richie’s “Hello”, you’ll - at least - appreciate the effort put into this video.

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_ussy Groom

16 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Oh man, if I was this chick, I’d file for an annulment right there. Done. Over. First of all, how the hell did this guy ever score a chick? Second of all, what the _uck was he thinking? Clearly, he’s gay - which is fine. Come out of the closet and get it over with. But, don’t ruin this poor girl’s life with your horrible Justin Bieber impersonation. If you’re under 12 AND you’re a female, you get a free pass to love the Beebs. If you’re a recently married male who’s, at least 21??? No, not acceptable. Run Girl Run!!!

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