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A Cat’s Acid Trip

09 March 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

I’ve never dropped acid, yet I’ve always wanted to know what it was like. I’m too paranoid to ever try it. If some MIT brainiacs could just invent some virtual reality goggles that, when worn, gave you the illusion of an acid trip…How COOL would that be? The beauty of that would be, when you want out - you just remove your goggles. The thing that doesn’t appeal to me is the fact that the trip lasts so damn long and if it’s not going well, you have no recourse. You just have to wait it out. Screw that. So, I’m thinkin’ this intrigue that I have with the unknown explains my current obsession — the Friskies cat food commercial. Have you guys seen this? It’s a virtual acid trip for cats. So cool. Check it out.

 

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Leslie

Another Perv Teacher

08 March 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

I’m almost numb to these stories at this point…same holds true for the clergy scandals out there. What a disgrace. Probably the most egregious is the clergy molesting youth, but teachers aren’t much better. These are the very people we entrust our children with on a very intimate level. It’s a sad day when you can’t even send your kids to school or church  for fear they may be raped.  There’s a great movie with Cate Blanchett where she plays a pedophile teacher. How psyched was the young actor when he got this role? It’s a great movie actually. It shows  HOW something like a teacher/student affair occurs. It seems frighteningly uncomplicated. The latest teacher/student scandal comes out of NH. She’s a 41 yr. old mother of two who teaches English…and yes, as usual, she’s attractive. What is it with these decent looking women doing this time and time again? I just don’t get it. This woman sent four pics of herself NUDE — to the 15 yr. old. He did what any teenaged boy would do…showed them to everyone he knew. He never took her up on her offer…just showed the pics. Here’s her mugshot.

 

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Leslie

Anchor Man Freaks Out

05 March 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Oh, this is so funny. I rarely see anything that makes me actually laugh out loud, but this definitely did. The guy featured in this video almost drops a couple of the seven no-no words. I’ve actually read that our fear of snakes and spiders is inherent. They’ve studied toddlers in cultures where they weren’t influenced or brainwashed to be fearful of them. Interestingly, the kids were frightened of both snakes and spiders. Evolution experts say it’s because waaaaaaay back when, when our brows were heavier and our flesh  more fur coated, ALL spiders and snakes were poisonous/deadly. So, in our own human evolution, we’ve evolved to be scared of them. It’s all about survival right? Pretty cool stuff.

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Leslie

Snowman- Lady Version Too Sexy Police Say!!

04 March 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Are you freakin’ kidding me? A New Jersey family found cops at the door asking them to clothe their Venus De Milo snow-woman. Unbelievable… Some of their culturally stifled neighbors complained it was too sexy! I hope these families never let their children enter a museum or even the Sistine Chapel for that matter. Naked cherubs and a near naked Jesus? Talk about sexy stuff. These concerned moms and dads also better monitor their children’s TV viewing. Heaven forbid they stumble across Discovery Channel and spy a breast or two. The Horror!! What makes this new story even more appauling is to learn that 35% of Americans agreed that it’s too sexy! What the __ck is going on here? Hasn’t anyone seen one single episode of the Bachelor or Desperate Housewives? Guaranteed, these “concerned” moms banishing the nude De Milo are the very same ones watching the aforementioned shows with their kids sitting on their laps.

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Leslie

Considering a career change?

03 March 2010 | By jockrant in Pat Kelly | No Comments Yet

Check out this link:

http://education.yahoo.net/articles/love_the_great_outdoors-.htm?wid=1

Pam Anderson Too Hot For Australia

03 March 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Really!?? This comes from a country where over 5,000 people got completely naked and stood on the steps of the famed Australian Opera House. Some photographer wanted to shoot a mass of nude people at this famous institution, so he did. For some inexplicable reason, the govt. found this acceptable but Pam Anderson was deemed too hot for TV. I don’t care what anyone says, Pammy’s still go it. Does she look a little bit older? Sure. A bit more weathered? Yeah, I’d say so. Is she still sexy? Undoubtedly. The sexiest part of this commercial isn’t the ample breasts of both parties in question or the tausled hair or the heavy made up faces or the collagen infused lips…It’s, without a doubt, the look Pam gives the other girl with an ever so mischievous grin. It’s hot, hot, hot. Less is more every time. I fail to see, however, where this ad is too racy. Sexy? Sure. Inappropriate. No way.

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Leslie

Not all men are inconsiderate…….

02 March 2010 | By jockrant in Pat Kelly | No Comments Yet

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5r6gOcdcaoE

Chuck Liddell & Girlfriend Workout NAKED

02 March 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

I’m thinkin’ this is a joke. It’s got to be. There’s no way ANY papparazzi could get that close to Chuck’s house. But, let’s just entertain the idea that some scumbag photographer had a fantastic zoom lens and DID capture these shots. If that’s the case, how cool are these two!? Keepin’ it hot..together..EARNING their hot bods…in the nude. That’s how you do it!!  None of this, “Oh, ever since I had babies I just can’t seem to lose the weight.” Or…”With my kids and wife and job, I just don’t have time.” Here’s an idea. MAKE TIME. Or…if you choose not to, don’t pull the victim card and cry that your Honey’s been straying with the cat down the street.  Chuck and his lady love obviously know a thing or two about keepin’ it hot. Take notes.

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Leslie

Marquis Daniels is an Ass

25 February 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Oh my God. This guy is the biggest a-hole ever. If  all of the sudden, you found yourself with a whole bunch of cake in the bank, what would you do with it? You’d buy a new car, a jet ski, a sweet house or two, some fine threads, maybe a snowmobile, season tix. to the Sox, etc. Cool. Fine. But, I ask you - would you ever even contemplate having a medallion made in your likeness that you could wear around your neck? No? Oh, that must be because you’re not a complete narcississt. You know who is though? Marquis Daniels. Look at this ridiculous, tragic wast of money.

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Leslie

I love Hilary Duff’s appreciation of jewelry..Mickey Mouse Does Not Approve

24 February 2010 | By jockrant in Pat Kelly | No Comments Yet

What do you do when your NHL boyfriend Mike Comrie pops the question and gives you a 1 million dollar engagment ring?   You cry.  You text a picture of the ring to your friends to rub it in and then you…… Click here to see the photos…      Take notes ladies.   This is how it’s done.   If you want to earn you man you got to learn your man.     Man I love Hillary Duff.  Just such a sneaky little freakshow.

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