So, which are you?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

             If You Are Not Sure,
             Here is a little test that will help you decide.
             The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.  What do you do?

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             Democrat’s Answer:

             Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
             Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
             Could we run away?
             What does my wife think?
             Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
             Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
              Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
               If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
             Should I call 9-1-1?
             Why is this street so deserted?
             We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
             This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

               ………………………………………………

             Republican’s Answer:

             BANG!

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             Southerner’s Answer: *

             BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
             BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

             Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
                                 Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

             Son: Can I shoot the next one!

             Wife: You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!