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You Will NOT Believe What She Did

August 24th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Want to know what a sociopath looks like? You thinkin’ a trench coat, black nail polish, sallow complexion from living  in some bunker some where? Think again. Think - Your Mom. This video, out of all the videos I’ve seen ALL year long, has been the most shocking. It’s not bloody. It’s not violent, but it’s horrifying in its’ own special way. This is really difficult to comprehend, but I guess you can’t make sense out of sheer insanity.

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Leslie

Worst Soccer Injury

August 20th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment »

Why? Just because.  I know the whole World Cup thing’s been over for some time now (Thank God) but c’mon, who doesn’t enjoy a good sports injury? This probably wasn’t the highlight of this guy’s career. In fact, this had to suck…I mean really, really, really suck.

 

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Leslie

Bull Jumps Into Audience From Ring

August 19th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment »

When are the Spanish going to recognize how inhumane this is? Did you know, before the toreador even comes into the ring,  that they slice the muscles in the bulls neck so it can’t even lift its’ head? They also shave down his horns and then of course there’s the dumb ass clowns. These men come out in the ring, before the pansy ass toreador, and they stab him multiple times. You can often see the swords sticking right out of the poor animal’s body. They bounce up and down as he runs around the ring. So, let’s get this right - the bull can’t lift his head to see where the toreador is, his weapon that nature bestowed upon him (his horns)  have been shaved down to be made virtually useless AND he’s bleeding to death from multiple stab wounds…YET - some how the Spanish people (not all, but many) feel the toreador is a hero of sorts. Yeah, that’s real tough - taking on an animal that’s already dying. See this bull who’s had enough….

 

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Leslie

BIGGEST Horns - Think: Serena’s Thighs

August 17th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

This POOR POOR creature. Can you imagine having Serena William’s legs sticking out from either side of your head? This animal is said to have the largest horns in the world. The poor guy’s not even that big! HOW he’s able to lift his head, I have no idea. I’d imagine he’s in constant pain. Just think how grateful he’d be if you walked up to him with a table that fit perfectly under his chin. Oh the relief. You will NOT believe these pictures.

 

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Leslie

Fish With Transparent Head - MUST SEE THIS!

August 16th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment »

Honestly, this thing looks like something straight out of a James Cameron film or even some Disney work. WHY it evolved to have a transparent head, I have no clue. How that could help you in the deep I can’t imagine. What’s the purpose of transparency when it comes to survival? This is the most unusual thing you’ve seen in years. I promise. Watch mother nature impress us once again.

 

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Leslie

Us Women Can’t Help It

August 13th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

So, you just want to chill on the couch, have a beer, watch the game…or maybe you’ve gotten into a little tiff with your woman and you need some “space”…but all you hear is WORDS, WORDS and MORE WORDS. You ask yourself, “Why the hell can’t she just shut it for once?” Well guys, maybe it’s because of the way we’re wired. We can’t help it. It’s in our DNA. You hunt. We gather. You protect. We nest. You retreat. We talk..and talk…and talk. Here’s proof that we have no choice in the matter. It’s in our blood from birth.

 

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Leslie

Perkier Without Surgery

August 12th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Leave it up to the Spanish or the Brazilians. I’m thinking that’s where this idea came from. Most of the ads for this product are in Spanish or Portuguese. Brazil has always been the plastic surgery capital of the world so I wouldn’t be surprised if this product hailed from there. If this thing actually sticks and holds, it could be revolutionary. If your girl is over 25 and her breasts are a C cup or larger, she may want to see this.

 

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Leslie

Sloths Listen To Lazer

August 11th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Have you guys ever heard the random burn-outs that call Lazer in the morning? Today, I spoke to a 27 yr. old guy who could barely get through an entire sentence. These guys remind me of sloths. They speak and move with zero urgency. There’s a sloth rescue in Costa Rica where I’d imagine these Lazer burn-outs would be quite content living. They’d sleep all day, get bathed by volunteers, get spoon fed, sleep again.

click here - to see the sloth rescue cuteness

Leslie

Lazer Listener’s Rockin’ Kid

August 10th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment »

I received an email from a proud dad this morning. He’s a local guy who has raised his kid on the music he prefers. No Hannah Montana for this kid. Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber? They’re for lesser men. This little guy (Adam) knows a thing or two about music.  My question is, where do you get this passion at three years old?

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Leslie

BIGGEST Crab In Existence

August 9th, 2010 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

When I first saw this I thought, for sure, it was photoshopped. This looks completely unbelievable. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to ever have heard about it. It’s a coconut crab, also known as a Robber Crab. Why? It breaks into homes and steals shiny things, like pots and pans. You HAVE to see this to believe it!

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