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Congressman Wore Hoodie

March 29th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Apparently there’s a dress code when Congress is in session. Hoodies are not on the list of items that are allowed. There are Hoodie marches planned all over the nation, including one in downtown Springfield on the 31st. They hope to see 1000 people, if not more. NYC would like to see a million people in their Hoodie march.

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Freedom Flask

March 28th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Tired of paying $8.00 for a beer at a game? Ladies, sick of $12.00 white wines at the stadium? Here’s a flask to cure you of your ills. It can hold up to 17 shots! Discretion is everything and the people at Freedom Flask know this. They are proud to bring you……….Freedom Flask, the flask that lets you look like you’ve got a bigger junk AND serves you booze right out of your fly zone.

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Transexual Banned (HOT!)

March 26th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

The rules of the pageant are that all contestants must be born female. So, she was disqualified. Yes, she’s gorgeous, but no, she wasn’t born that way. She may have been born handsome, but not Barbie doll gorgeous. At 19, she had a sex change or as they say these days  - “gender reassignment surgery”.

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Chick Pleasures Herself

March 22nd, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Masturbation is as natural as the Spring rain. But, isn’t there a time and a place for it? I’m all for a sister getting her groove on, but holy hell - at a basketball game??? Apparently, big ballers really turn this chick on in a big way. Think Kim Kardashian. Or….maybe it’s because she appears to be pregnant and you know what they say about a pregnant woman’s sex drive. I never knew the Clippers were so sexy. I’ll have to take a closer look at their next game.

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Paralyzed Guy Getting Dressed

March 21st, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Just when you think YOUR day is a struggle…Ok,  from this guy’s tone, I can assume he is not a fan of sympathy. Yet, it’s difficult not to feel sorry for him. Can you imagine? The most mundane activities for us - getting into a car, brushing our teeth, getting dressed, putting on our socks - these are just some of the things that are difficult for someone who’s been paralyzed. I think it’s important, though, to try our best to NOT feel sorry.  If you have pride, sympathy is a slap in the face.

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TSA Checks Out Little Boy

March 20th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Are you effing kidding me??! When the hell are they going to start profiling people for Christ’s sake? This is absolutely ridiculous. The father is being way cool, as you can hear. I can’t say I’d be as cooperative.  The poor kid has a broken leg in a damn cast and he’s on his way to Disney World. The idiot TSA agent asks the kid to lift up his shirt. Are you F-cking kidding me??? I am so sick of this shit. One word. ONE…………PROFILE!!!!

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Naked Meltdown

March 19th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Jason Russell is an activist, with a passion for Ugandans. He feels the leader of Uganda needs to go. He’s produced a documentary highlighting Joseph Kony’s rebel war and his use of child soldiers. The film is called “Invisible Children”. Jason Russell became a household name last week when he had a complete meltdown. Since this video, he’s been released from a mental health clinic.

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Local Youtube Sensation

March 16th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

This is Andy. I’ve met him at several Thirsty Thursdays in Palmer. The beautiful thing about this video is the expression on everyone else’s faces. This kid is singing Motley Crue tunes at the Applesbee’s on Boston Road. He even says at one point, “What the fuck’s up Applebees??!” (something of that nature) Oh yeah, Andy is seriously channeling his inner rock star. My favorite part is when the camera pans over to the bald, black guy eating at the bar. If I could caption his expression: “Would you just look at that silly ass white boy. Brother can’t dance. I’m trying to eat my damn dinner son.”  You have to see this kid. Not sure if he’s taking himself seriously or just effin around here…you be the judge.

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Red Bull Pulls Jesus Ad

March 15th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

This ad was airing in South Africa and Red Bull decided to pull it. Red Bull received some complaints from Christians and Muslims. You take a look and decide if it’s offensive.

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Chicopee Guy Does Axl

March 14th, 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments »

Here’s a treat for you. I’ll admit my favorite part is when he scratches the dog’s chin. This video is priceless. You will, without a doubt, love me for introducing it to you. Here he is — Axl Buck Rose from Chicopee Massachusetts -

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