So, which are you?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

             If You Are Not Sure,
             Here is a little test that will help you decide.
             The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family.  What do you do?

……………………………………………………….

             Democrat’s Answer:

             Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
             Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
             Could we run away?
             What does my wife think?
             Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
             Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
              Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
               If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
             Should I call 9-1-1?
             Why is this street so deserted?
             We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
             This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

               ………………………………………………

             Republican’s Answer:

             BANG!

               ………………………………………………

             Southerner’s Answer: *

             BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
             BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

             Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
                                 Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

             Son: Can I shoot the next one!

             Wife: You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!

http://shine.yahoo.com/channel/life/what-not-to-do-7-ways-to-ruin-your-resume-2009803/

This wil help.

http://finance.yahoo.com/career-work/article/110023/the-keys-to-unlocking-your-most-successful-career?mod=career-leadership

I’ve worked in envirments desrcibed in the following article.  Does any of this describe your workplace?

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Ten-Signs-of-a-FearBased-bizwk-1029763761.html?x=0&.v=1

http://www.cnn.com/2010/US/07/12/pennsylvania.duck.boat.crash/index.html?hpt=T2

If anyone has information on the whereabouts of Mickey Brougham, please come forward and share what you know.  Here is an anonymous tip line to call:  1-866-477-8237.  You can also call the Belchertown PD at 413-323-6655.  Let’s get Mickey home, his family is hurting.

If anyone has information on the whereabouts of Mickey Brougham, please come forward and share what you know.  Here is an anonymous tip line to call:  1-866-477-8237.  You can also call the Belchertown PD at 413-323-6655.  Let’s get Mickey home, his family is hurting.

Check out the video in this story:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ynews/ynews_ts2732

Pierogi races after the 5th inning in Pittsburgh……

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhIuf0ZwEZc

Click on this link:

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/amphibians/poison-frog.html