Lazer 99.3 Jock Rant

New Old Spice Ad

jockrant — Fri, 03 Feb 2012 15:49:19 +0000

This is just brilliant. You think you’re watching a Bounce fabric softener commercial when, all of the sudden, Old Spice dude bust through the wall.. Watch this. It’s awesome!

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Leslie

She’s Like Gay???

jockrant — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 15:50:50 +0000

How does this guy get a record deal? Not only is he tone deaf, the guitar work is totally bogus. Why show the backside of some dude jamming out when there’s no actual ax in the song? Are we really supposed to believe that synthesizer crap is a real stringed instrument? But, like a car accident, it’s difficult to look away…try - I dare ya.

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Leslie

Cheerleader On Roids

jockrant — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 15:23:26 +0000

This chick is so full of it. She claims she’s all natural. Riiiiiiight….and so is Kim Kardashian. Please Sista. If your arms are as big around as your waist, you’re NOT all natural. Unless you’re Serena Williams or Rebecca Lobo, chances of you attaining this size, naturally, is not a reality. But, she’s keeping up with her lie…”I’ve been offered an endorsement deal but, the company wanted me to do steroids so I said no.” This is her BS claim. She SAYS she was offered $75,000.oo, but turned them down. Again - Riiiiiight. Read this article and laugh your ass off. The writer is a Muscle Magazine essayist who knows a thing or two about steroids and man does he give it to her.

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Leslie

Foxy Shazam

jockrant — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 15:39:55 +0000

So, my boss introduced me to this band, Foxy Shazam. Not sure yet how I feel about them. I’m not a huge fan of the singer’s voice. It’s a little grating to me. I’d say he sounds like a cross between Freddie Mercury and Anthony Keidis. They’re coming to Boston this weekend. I DO dig the video. Take a look for yourself.

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Leslie

Girl Speaks Backwards

jockrant — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 15:39:25 +0000

This is pretty cool. You throw any word out there and she recites it back to you BACKWARDS. But, my question is: how can this make her money? What can she possibly do with this skill? No doubt, it’s impressive. But, is it practical in any way? Can you think of something she can do besides Youtube videos?

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Leslie

Toddlers and Tiaras Ickiness

jockrant — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 15:01:42 +0000

This stupid bitch is suing several gossip sites, saying that THEY’RE sexualizing her daughter. Wait? What??! THEY are sexualizing her for reporting on what YOU, MOM made her do. The mother, in case you didn’t hear, brought her five yr old daughter to some nightclub in NYC and had her dance and sing to the song “I’m sexy and I know it”. She’s FIVE!!!!!!!!!!! This poor excuse for a mother is suing for $30 million. I’ll I gotta say is “Anyone have the number for Child Protective Services?”

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Leslie

Grandma Groovin’ to Party Rock

jockrant — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 16:07:41 +0000

Last month, someone posted a video of their 90-year-old grandmother wearing a red, velour jump suit, and dancing to “Party Rock Anthem” by LMFAO.
She’s legally blind and hard of hearing, but she ROCKS IT . . . by 90-year-old standards anyway. According to the description, she’d never heard the song before. The video is now approaching 2 million views. It’s a little disturbing to watch, yet you can’t look away can you?

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Leslie

jockrant — Wed, 25 Jan 2012 15:28:27 +0000

Cheese producers are saying “WTF, Why us?!” The billboards say “Your Abs On Cheese” and show an unsightly belly. There’s a female version too - “Your thighs on cheese.” Cheese makers want to know, of all the evil food, why pick on cheese? The Drs. Committe for Responsible Medicine say it’s because “cheese is the number one source of saturated fat in America.” Personally speaking from what I’ve witnessed with my own diet and that of friends, I think it’s bread that is most evil. Whatever the source of our fat, America is one obese nation and it’s costing us BIG time. It’s hitting our wallets now more than ever… as in billions annually! So, kudos for the billboards, but I think they should also say “Your abs on bread” or “Your abs on fast food”. Cheese has never made me fat per se, but I have seen my jeans get tighter with cereal believe it or not. So, don’t neccessarilly hate on the cheese. It’s ok in moderation.

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Leslie

Count Dracula, Diiirrrrrty

jockrant — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 14:20:44 +0000

I think our brains play a trick on us with this one. It sounds like the Count is really saying the f bomb, but I believe it’s just the bleep that makes our brain THINK he is. I swear I hear the “ck” sound, but I also know the brain can play tricks on us. You listen and decide. Either way, it’s awesome.

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Leslie

Bad Ass Violinist

jockrant — Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:23:01 +0000

Some guys would’ve thrown a fit and stormed off stage (and, personally, I think they’d be justified in doing so) but this dude took things in different direction. Grace under pressure Baby. I hope he, at least, got a couple cutie’s phone numbers by the end of the night. This - in a geeky way - is pretty bad ass. PS Shame on anyone that doesn’t turn off their phones in a theater.

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Leslie