Lazer 99.3 Jock Rant

MUST SEE Thug/Gay Guy/Brother/Hero

jockrant — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 15:58:43 +0000

I applaud the news station for choosing NOT to edit this guy out of their broadcast. He’s become a Youtube sensation. I can’t figure out if he’s gay, a thug, both?? I do know I thoroughly enjoy him. I wish I could have him do the Lazer news and sports every day. I think he’d be a welcome addition. I’m doubting, though, he’s ever seen the light of day before noon. I can’t imagine his work ethic’s the best.

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Leslie

The Cruelest Prank EVER

jockrant — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 15:29:32 +0000

This is SO not cool. Can you imagine being in this guy’s shoes? Poor Guy. I don’t even know if I could ever be friends with the dude who pulls this stunt. The pilot PRETENDS he passes out mid-flight. SO, SO not cool.

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Leslie

The richest of the past decade…..

jockrant — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 16:31:25 +0000

Awesome to see the background of some of these guys…….

http://www.nydailynews.com/money/2010/07/27/2010-07-27_larry_ellison_barry_diller_top_list_of_highest_paid_ceos_in_the_past_decade.html

Octopus Porn

jockrant — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:01:45 +0000

Lots of guys get turned on by Japanese Anime porn. I fail to see how cartoon characters having sex can do it for ya, but whatever floats your boat right? Then again,who am I to talk? I’ll admit, there’s something disturbingly hot about this painting. It’s from the early 1800’s - shockingly.

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Leslie

A Sea Robin

jockrant — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 19:11:49 +0000

Hottest Chicks From Comic-Con

jockrant — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 14:47:11 +0000

Let’s be honest. None of these chicks dig comic books or the comic book culture. They’re all hired hands so to speak. But, that’s ok, most of them are still pretty fun to look at…but what makes this video worth four minutes of your time isn’t the girls. It’s midway through the video, when the host tells one woman she’s not needed. Hys-terical.

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Leslie

Dead Animal Beer (55% Booze)

jockrant — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 13:21:58 +0000

Ok, I”ll admit. I’ve misled you just a little. The beer, itself, isn’t exactly made from dead animals. It’s encased in it. These brewers decided to use roadkill, yes..roadkill, to house the beer bottle. Animal activists say it’s degrading to the animals. The beer brewers are saying — Listen, it’s a whole lot more dignified than rotting on the side of the road. Oh - and there’s the price per bottle. You’re going to want to see this.

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Leslie

What?

jockrant — Thu, 22 Jul 2010 14:42:56 +0000

India And Pakistan Are Toning Down A Ridiculous Military Drill Due To A Large Number Of Knee Injuries

There’s only one main road that connects India and Pakistan, and for decades, soldiers on both sides have participated in a high-kicking, goose-stepping, choreographed routine every evening in front of thousands of people.

It’s basically like a changing of the guards, except WAY more ridiculous. But now the two countries have decided to tone down the routines due to a large number of KNEE INJURIES, which isn’t surprising when you see what these guys do.

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Leslie

Line Drive To The Head

jockrant — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 15:17:22 +0000

On Monday, a pitcher for the Texas Rangers named DUSTIN NIPPERT got hit in the head by a line drive, and I mean HARD. Nippert immediately dropped to the ground . . . as you’d expect. But he was okay.

–Yesterday, the Rangers put him on the 15-day disabled list as a precaution.

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Leslie

Courtesy of Joe

jockrant — Tue, 20 Jul 2010 19:35:56 +0000

So, which are you?

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

             If You Are Not Sure,
             Here is a little test that will help you decide.
             The answer can be found by posing the following question:

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two
small children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
reaches you and your family. What do you do?

……………………………………………………….

             Democrat’s Answer:

             Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question! Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
             Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
             Could we run away?
             What does my wife think?
             Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?
             Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
              Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
               If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
             Should I call 9-1-1?
             Why is this street so deserted?
             We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
             This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus.

………………………………………………

Republican’s Answer:

BANG!

………………………………………………

             Southerner’s Answer: *

             BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click…..
(Sounds of reloading)
             BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! Click

Daughter: “Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester
Silver Tips or Hollow Points?

Son: Can I shoot the next one!

Wife: You ain’t taking that to the Taxidermist!