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VW Super Bowl Ad (featuring dogs)

20 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

You know how sex sells right? I mean, that’s a no brainer. I’ve always thought, however, that dogs sell better. You show me a product and put a damn puppy next to it, I’m buyin’!! It can be toilet paper, a car, shampoo…hell, even power tools! Yes, I would get suckered into buying some fancy shmancy tool (I had no clue how to use) just because of some dog.  The people of VW know this about people. Hence this brilliant ad…..

PS How awesome is Chewbacca AND the guy at the very end who walks across the set!!!!!!!!!

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Leslie

Google Earth Cruise Ship

19 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

The captain of the ship said - ARE YOU READY FOR THIS???? -  “I tripped and FELL INTO the life boat.” Oh that’s priceless. Did his first and second mate ALSO fall into this lifeboat (because they were in the lifeboat too)? Here’s a photo that looks like a five year old photoshopped it. It’s the real deal. Check out the image of the ship from google earth.

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Leslie

Kid Beat Up By Many

18 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Two cowards are in the new today: 1) The Captain of the Italian cruis ship for abandoning ship and 2) These kids in this video are beyond cowardly as well. Any time a GROUP of guys beat up one, it makes me sick. How tough are you if you take all your bros with you to fight? Props to this kid for hanging in there. I only hope every single one of these frustrated (because they haven’t been laid yet) kids gets his day in court. THEN, I hope each and every one of them becomes some “Lifers” receptacle.

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Leslie

Lionel Richie’s “Hello”

17 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Can you imagine the time it took to do this??! It makes me wonder if this individual is gainfully employed? I mean who’s got this kind of time!? If you’ve ever heard Lionel Richie’s “Hello”, you’ll - at least - appreciate the effort put into this video.

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Leslie

_ussy Groom

16 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Oh man, if I was this chick, I’d file for an annulment right there. Done. Over. First of all, how the hell did this guy ever score a chick? Second of all, what the _uck was he thinking? Clearly, he’s gay - which is fine. Come out of the closet and get it over with. But, don’t ruin this poor girl’s life with your horrible Justin Bieber impersonation. If you’re under 12 AND you’re a female, you get a free pass to love the Beebs. If you’re a recently married male who’s, at least 21??? No, not acceptable. Run Girl Run!!!

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Leslie

Tom Vs. Tim In Pics

13 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment

My friend Rebecca and I agree Tim’s got it all over Tom in the looks department UNLESS Tom’s rockin’ the long hair. When Tom’s sportin’ the short do, he looks…um, shall we say “challenged”. I’m trying to be PC here. He also has this Neanderthal thing going on with his brow. I know you guys couldn’t care less about how either guy looks but, god knows I can’t hang with real sports chat. Here’s a visual breakdown of “Tom vs. Tim”.

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Leslie

Marines Pee On Corpses

12 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

NATO said this behavior is “inexplicable and disrespectful and that the our armed forces are held to a higher standard”. This morning, a lot you disagreed and said “They hung our guys from a bridge, after slitting their throats so….” Some enlisted men called in and could understand what can bring an, otherwise, morally sound guy to do this. The stress of war, losing buddies, missing  family, PTSD - all of it makes a man do things he wouldn’t normally.

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Leslie

Scottish Couple Unintelligible

10 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Holy Christ, this is pretty damn cool. I’ve never heard anything like it. It’s Scottish, but it’s the way the locals speak. I guess you could consider it slang of sorts. I can decipher, maybe, five words in all. What I CAN tell is that this is one pissed off girl.

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Leslie

Cindy Crawford Under The Knife:(

09 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

People are giving her hell for doing whatever it is she did to her face. But, in her defense…this is a woman who’s made her life off of how she looks. Her face has, literally, been her career…and in that career, she’s made millions with it. So, it’s pretty understandable that she’d want to retain that beauty. When your looks are such an important part of your life, maybe even THE MOST important part, isn’t a little surgery expected? Is it sad that she feels she must do this? yeah and you can blame that on our youth and beauty obsessed society. It’s the very same society that rewarded her, in the past, for her beauty. Now, it ain’t so kind. Beauty can be a curse for sure. If you’re a five, no one’s expecting you to be beautiful and wrinkle free at 50. If you’re a ten like Cindy, people have expectations. They want her to be superhuman, defy age, be immortal some how. Poor Cindy.  Hope she enjoyed her golden years cuz the next forty are gonna suck.

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Leslie

Car Lands On Roof

06 January 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This is what you get when you drive too fast in California. Can you IMAGINE being in this car when this went down!??

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