So, you just want to chill on the couch, have a beer, watch the game…or maybe you’ve gotten into a little tiff with your woman and you need some “space”…but all you hear is WORDS, WORDS and MORE WORDS. You ask yourself, “Why the hell can’t she just shut it for once?” Well guys, maybe it’s because of the way we’re wired. We can’t help it. It’s in our DNA. You hunt. We gather. You protect. We nest. You retreat. We talk..and talk…and talk. Here’s proof that we have no choice in the matter. It’s in our blood from birth.

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Leslie

I’m not saying don’t follow your dreams, just be aware……

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Leave it up to the Spanish or the Brazilians. I’m thinking that’s where this idea came from. Most of the ads for this product are in Spanish or Portuguese. Brazil has always been the plastic surgery capital of the world so I wouldn’t be surprised if this product hailed from there. If this thing actually sticks and holds, it could be revolutionary. If your girl is over 25 and her breasts are a C cup or larger, she may want to see this.

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Leslie

Have you guys ever heard the random burn-outs that call Lazer in the morning? Today, I spoke to a 27 yr. old guy who could barely get through an entire sentence. These guys remind me of sloths. They speak and move with zero urgency. There’s a sloth rescue in Costa Rica where I’d imagine these Lazer burn-outs would be quite content living. They’d sleep all day, get bathed by volunteers, get spoon fed, sleep again.

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Leslie

You know, I’m offended by guys who patronize women by acting like a gentlemen all the time.  Here’s a dude who wanted his girlfriend to know that he respects her ability to defend herself.  Attaboy The Bailer!

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I received an email from a proud dad this morning. He’s a local guy who has raised his kid on the music he prefers. No Hannah Montana for this kid. Jonas Brothers, Justin Bieber? They’re for lesser men. This little guy (Adam) knows a thing or two about music.  My question is, where do you get this passion at three years old?

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Leslie

When I first saw this I thought, for sure, it was photoshopped. This looks completely unbelievable. I can’t believe it’s taken me this long to ever have heard about it. It’s a coconut crab, also known as a Robber Crab. Why? It breaks into homes and steals shiny things, like pots and pans. You HAVE to see this to believe it!

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I effin’ LOVE this ad. It might have a little something to do with the fact that my rearend isn’t exactly tiny. My brother, Andy, said the best butts are the kind that you can grab with one hand. Umm. Yeah, I can’t relate to that at all. It could have something to do with the fact that I love pancakes and chocolate chip cookies. It could have something to do with my penchant for rum n’ cokes. I’m taking full blame for its’ mass. It’s all on me, no one else to blame. Discipline meets pancakes. That’s a toughy. So anyways, after you see this ad campaign you can see why I’d be such a big fan. It’s a celebration of a larger booty. I wish we could resurrect the Mad Men style of bodies for women. The Marilyn-esque shape is far more realistic to achieve than the Angelina Jolie waify thing. The sad thing is, I’ve read on numerous websites that the ad is a fake, that Nike’s not behind it (pardon the pun). If they’re not, they should be. Kudos to whoever created this masterpiece. You’ve made at least one woman a little less neurotic today. Now I’m off..off to go bake some apple crisp - replete with a full stick of butter, two cups of sugar and plenty of flour and oats! Suck on THAT Andy!

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Leslie

BASIL MARCEAUX . . . the idiot who’s running for governor in Tennessee . . . has released an official campaign ad.

-In case you’ve never heard of Basil, he’s the guy who went on a local news station in Nashville a few weeks ago and said that if elected, he’ll let people carry unregistered firearms.

 -And on his website, he says that people who vote for him will get immunity from state crimes for life.  So, in other words . . . he’s a moron.  His new campaign ad is more of the same . . . and it’s hard to believe it’s not a joke.

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Leslie

ESPN had a great show on Noodling last night. One guy, who’s famous for his noodling skills, can hold his breath four minutes. REAL Noodlers don’t use any technology at all. Wetsuits? That’s for _ussies too. Catfish is an incredibly easy fish to cook too. It’s been my favorite tasting fish forever. They’re so yummy that you  don’t even need to butter or oil the pan. I literally throw some blackening seasoning on the fish, both sides, then throw it in the pan. The natural oil in the fish provides the most amazing buttery flavor. It’s hard to stomach them, though, when you’re looking at these videos. They’re some ugly ass suckers! Watch the Noodlers in action.

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Leslie