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Student LOSES It

14 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This guy had a major “Falling Down” moment. This is the kid who walks into the mall with an AK-47. Clearly, he’s in dire

need of a vacation. Watch this guy as his studies get interrupted.

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San Juan’s Mayor Crazy?

13 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

I’ve seen some different Xmas cards, but this takes the cake. The mayor of San Juan says he was just trying to promote the Wildlife Museum in Puerto Rico. Some thought he was trying to send a message to his political opponent. He claims that’s not the case. The best part of the pic is the little girl who’s “workin’ it” right next to the takedown of the antelope… Little Miss. Sassy posing all Kardashian like, completely unaffected by the big kitty killing Bambi.

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Alec Baldwin Spoofs Self

12 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Now, THIS is how you handle the scandal that befalls you when you’re gifted with humor. Alec Baldwin, without a doubt, is getting funnier and funnier with age.

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Hilarious Fat Kid Planking

09 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

You know about the whole  planking craze right. You’re supposed to keep your body firm and sustain this plank like position, balancing on your forearms and toes. It’s a hell of a workout if done correctly. It’s a great core exercise. It kicks my ass. I’ve learned that my lower back is waaaaaay weak. I definitely need to do more planking but I HATE it. So, there’s this kid from Washington who is so out of shape he can’t do a real plank move. Instead, he lies flat down on his big belly, arms to his sides. He decided to do this move all over the damn place and it is downright hysterical. He was, eventually, arrested because he did it on a police car and a police memorial.

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H&M Mannequin/Virtual Models

07 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Are you kidding me…and we wonder why American girls are so obsessed with being a size 2. H & M apparently feel there’s no girl perfect enough to model their bikinis. So, what do they do? They superimpose a real woman’s face on a mannequin’s body. They also do some other “virtual” tweaking to make her to their liking. You have got to be kidding me. Now you know why your girlfriend is always saying how fat she is. Thanks H & M. They’ve got burquas in some parts of the world and we have you.

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Are You Big Enough?

06 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Um, probably not. Sorry Guys. Your girl’s been lying to you and your girl before this girl has been lying too. Unless you’re part of the elite 2%, you’re just not “enough”. I was surprised by these numbers actually. 98% of men fail women as far as size goes. Really? It turns out women prefer a man to be much, much bigger than he actually is. Funny how they just HAD to use a picture of a black guy for this article.

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Skydiver Crash Cam

06 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This is EXACTLY why I refuse to step off of a perfectly safe airplane. NO Thank You. Poor Guy:(

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Most Expensive Car Crash

05 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This makes me soooo sad, so, so sad. If you want to have some fun by the way. There’s a car rental place in West Palm Beach Florida that rents exotic cars. I rented a Ferrari from them in August and it was a BLAST! I highly recommend it. If you’re an exotic car lover, this article will make you weep.

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Turkey Call Embarrassment

02 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This video has been seen by four million people. Can you imagine how her husband feels? Oh man, that has got to suck.

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I DARE You NOT to cry

01 December 2011 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment

So, I started my morning off with a good, long cry. You know how you may shed a tear or two during some heart wrenching moment when watching a movie (or a football game)? Well, this video will not cause you to do that. This video will cause you to cry like you did when you were six and you couldn’t find your mom in Sears. I had big, fat, juicy tears running down my cheeks by 2:13 into the footage. When you see that first Beagle’s eyes…when you see his expression…his anxiety, his fear, his confusion, his apprehension…it will BREAK you. If it doesn’t, then - clearly, you are a sociopath.

PS Don’t worry. There’s a really happy ending.

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