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Conan The Musical

13 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Conan was a classic and one of my all time nostalgic faves. Acting? Not  so much. Script? Yeah, not so much there either. Cheez factor? Oh yeah, all over that. Not to mention, Arnold looks ridiculous! How he manages to pull off that size yet still look attractive, I have no clue. Usually, men that large, look unhealthy.  He also pulls off the long hair. Of course, when you’re rockin’ the leather straps around your biceps and knee high boots, long hair is expected. It’s ubiquitous with the time. If you’re a fan, you’ll love The Conan Musical (take three minutes, don’t worry).

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Swearing In Church

12 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

Haaaaaaaaaaa!!! This is awesome and right on the money…get it? Money??? —— Whatever.
A crusty old man walks into the local Catholic church and says to the
secretary, “I would like to join this damn church.”

The astonished woman replies, “I beg your pardon, Sir. I must have
misunderstood you. What did you say?”

“Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!”

“I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church.”

The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the priest’s study to inform him of her situation. The priest agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language.

They both return to her office and the priest asks the old geezer, “Sir, what seems to be the problem here ?”

“There is no damn problem,” the man says. “I just won 20 million dollars in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money.”

“I see,” said the priest. “And is this bitch giving you a hard time?

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Will Ferrell

09 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

You might’ve heard about WILL FERRELL’S new comedy, “Casa de mi Padre”. He plays the son of a Mexican rancher who ends up battling a drug lord . . . and almost the entire movie is in Spanish with English subtitles.

-It comes out next Friday, and the trailers have been out for a while. But FunnyOrDie.com has a new clip where Ferrell and Efren Ramirez . . . a.k.a., “Pedro” from “Napoleon Dynamite” . . . sing a song called “Yo No Se”, which means “I Don’t Know.”

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Ooops!!!

08 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This took place in Kazakhstan. Some pretty important looking officials were celebrating the grand opening of a ski festival. As everyone turns to the flag, they prepare to sing the national anthem. They put their hands on their heart then…the wrong song plays. I gotta say though - with the looks of the things, they could use a little “Vida Loca”. Who’s makin’ the sangria???!!!

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Razors for $1.00 a month!!!

07 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | 1 Comment

Now, I can’t tell you if these razors are any good, but I can tell you their commercial rocks. Next  to sex and puppies, humor sells and it’s pretty obvious the guys at Dollarshave know this. If you try these razors, can you let us all know if they’re any good? Call me at 413-526-9932 or Facebook me.

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Cops Get Punked

06 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

This guy decides to prank the cops in the most creative way. It may LOOK like he’s relieving himself, but look at what he’s REALLY doing. Pretty clever. I don’t advise trying this any time soon. You just may end up pepper sprayed or tackled.  Not so funny then.

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Girl Post Dentist

05 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

“What’s in my mouth?” This poor girl…her mom seems to relish in her daughter’s confusion. The poor thing. I just want to know what it is that dentists give patients. This chick is loooopy!

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Girl Knocked Out By Cake

02 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

- Actually, to be more specific, she was knocked out by her loser friend.  I must add I use the word “friend” loosely here. If you’re going to shove your friend’s face into a cake, do you really have to do it that hard? Furthermore, when your friend fails to extract her face from the cake, wouldn’t you think it’s time to help her to do so? It’s pretty difficult to breathe when your face is embedded in confection. Of particular concern, is the friend who decides now is the best time to start to eating it. Yeah, while her “Bestie” may be suffocating to death, she can’t keep her fat little paws off the  thing.

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Ferrari Releases Fastest Ever

01 March 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

V-12  …. 0-60 in 3.2 seconds. 30% more fuel efficient than Ferrari’s last, most comparable beast and how about this? 729 hp. What does one DO with 729 hp??!! Oh…my…God. This is sublime. Driving a Ferrari is, quite honestly, an enlightening experience, transcendent. My pupils dilate just looking at one. Sadly, I will, most likely never, ever, ever drive this particular machine. If you’re ever in Florida, I suggest renting one. I did this once and it was stupid, I mean just stupid. The only down side is Florida’s roads are laid out like a grid. Obviously, when you drive a car of that caliber you want to drive on some long, beautiful winding roads. Belchertown would be a perfect. Few cops, long, curvy roads…ah, the bliss. I’ve heard there are places to rent one in Worcester.  I know there are places  in Ct. and NY. But, Fla is much, much cheaper.

PS Ask if you’re allowed to go over 100 mph. Some places will be sent an “alert” if you do. What’s the point then right?

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Woman Wants 3-Way W/Dog

29 February 2012 | By jockrant in Leslie | No Comments Yet

What is wrong with people? I consider myself to be incredibly open minded. You want to wear your wife’s lingerie? Fine. You like to suck on a pacifier and wear diapers? Go for it. But, when it comes to bestiality…I’m at a complete loss. I - just - don’t - get it. WTF!!??? What I’d really like to know is WHAT could’ve possibly happened  in someone’s childhood to make this appealing.  You’ll be surprised to see this woman is pretty good looking. Oh yeah, I also want to know what kind of a man finds it appealing to watch his wife do this???

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